if i named my future child Johnathan, is his nickname John or Nathan?
if guys use those sponges to jerk off and their jizz gets on it, will the sponge become Spongebob Squarepants?
thedarkestsun: i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done
I have a plate full Of regrets best served on a Cold dish for revenge.
An open letter to Jay,
The pain you go through in the sports you love to do will never compare to the pain I went through doing what I loved most: falling for you. Thanks for the heartache. Much brokenhearted pieces, Louise.
anthonycq: Help me forget everything. Do whatever you must do. Let’s bask in the silence of our presence, alone. Or dance in the wind with the world. I don’t have any expectations. I just want to live. Without thinking. Sometimes.
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
sibelx3: b00tyrockin: it speaks to me is it bad that i know this by heart
robertoxo: I really, really fucked up badly with school with school this year. I wish I could redo this year all over again.
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
I love the asshole type relationship.
You don’t always have to be sweet and lovey dovey all the time. You can be the assholes to each other and be mean. That’s when you know there is comfortableness. Making fun of each other, calling mean names, abusing each other. Abusing as in joking around. The playful fighting. That’s another way to show love.
That mood where you just don't feel like talking.
It’s like you want to be left alone but at the same time you want someone’s attention. You don’t feel like putting effort into a conversation. Your mind is occupied with so much junk that you don’t even know what exactly it is that you’re thinking about. Yeah, that mood sucks.
twerkwithnarry: I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
amoying: it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
slapmymind:tastykake: Taylor Swift vs. Avril...
ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! ...